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does anybody know what the name of this plant is. I thought it was a kalanchoe but I can't find a description of a kalanchoe that is 2' tall and won't flower. Sebastian bought it from the school bazaar about 3 years ago when it was 2" tall and for 6 months it didn't grow 1mm and I thought it was plastic...

Looks like a medium leafed Green-Shiny to me.

not the aggressive type though, I should say .... um, some smart phones have a 'thing' recognition button in their suite of options for the camera. I was once shown this and the phone recognised the pukka plant we were looking at.

'ave a go!?

Google images search reckons it's a flowerpot.

You were probably taking a selfie!

Thick shiny leaves suggests a Succulent of some sort.

Lindsay in Sydenham says "a very aspirational kalanchoe"

Kaye suggests a kalanchoe plant

andrew Ivimey wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:37 pm You were probably taking a selfie!

Ha ! quick thinking, nice one !

andrew Ivimey wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:37 pm You were probably taking a selfie!

But, was I Bill or was I Ben ?

Or little weed ?

Kalanchoe Dolly?

Julie the Stitch says " I dunno".

pre65 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 6:32 pm Or little weed ?

I've heard that you can get special "discreet" pants for when that happens

The Stratmangler wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:48 pm

pre65 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 6:32 pm Or little weed ?

I've heard that you can get special "discreet" pants for when that happens

The sort of thing they advertise on afternoon TV, so I'm told.

Seems mentioning "leaking wee" regarding women is OK these days, but verboten regarding men.

Whoever said Life was fair was disingenuous.