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#1 Happy April Fools...

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Hi-Shane posted that clip this morning !!

You're not reading all the posts,are you. :wink: :D
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I got it on to WD first tho, so one-all!
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Anyway, where? I can't find it!
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Philip, please ignore my last two posts, I misread yours completely. Better go and lie down in a darkened room. It's been a long day.
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Hi Shane-i've just had a couple of glasses of Grenache Rose (very drinkable-he he he hic) so i dont mind. :lol:
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Oh dear...
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
Have a lot of money between them, they could only
Raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
With one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
Money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
Pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
Trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a
Plan, Cheers!'

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick
The sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
And put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
Out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
More drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I
Can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
Killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
Sausage after the second pub.
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