A little light humour
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#2268 Re: A little light humour
Excellent, and Rick Ashley ..
Mine -
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#2269 Re: A little light humour
Also excellent !
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#2270 Re: A little light humour
Tinder is for rookies. Go to
Facebook Marketplace and search
for wedding dresses. It'll show you
recently divorced females in your
area. From there you can filter by dress size.
Facebook Marketplace and search
for wedding dresses. It'll show you
recently divorced females in your
area. From there you can filter by dress size.
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#2271 Re: A little light humour
Lateral thinking! de Bono would be proud!Paul Barker wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:25 am Tinder is for rookies. Go to
Facebook Marketplace and search
for wedding dresses. It'll show you
recently divorced females in your
area. From there you can filter by dress size.
However, Grasshopper, there is a flaw in your reasoning...
... "recently divorced" does not necessarily imply
"recently married"... a lot can happen in 10 years...
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#2272 Re: A little light humour
Love it!
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"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#2274 Re: A little light humour
Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch, silly bunt.
PS It was the travel agent sketch.
PS It was the travel agent sketch.
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#2275 Re: A little light humour
Bounder: Anyway you're interested in one of our adventure holidays?
Tourist: Yes I saw your advert in the bolour supplement
Bounder: The what?
Tourist: The bolour supplement
Bounder: The color supplement?
Tourist: Yes I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'
Bounder: C?
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Bounder: A cat?
Tourist: No a bat
Tourist: Yes I saw your advert in the bolour supplement
Bounder: The what?
Tourist: The bolour supplement
Bounder: The color supplement?
Tourist: Yes I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'
Bounder: C?
Tourist: Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was attacked by a bat
Bounder: A cat?
Tourist: No a bat
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#2276 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#2277 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#2278 Re: A little light humour
"No matter how fast light travels it finds that the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
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#2280 Re: A little light humour
That is top notch, you're right Dave.
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