#2116 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 4:22 pm
You can't beat a good fart to make a bloke laugh. 
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#2117 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:02 pm
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#2118 Re: A little light humour
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#2119 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:14 pm
... and to allow the rest of the traffic to keep moving on A-roads.
#2120 Re: A little light humour
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#2121 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2021 5:49 pm
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#2122 Re: A little light humour
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#2123 Re: A little light humour
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#2124 Re: A little light humour
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#2125 Re: A little light humour
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#2126 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 1:37 pm
As it's Christmas:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
#2127 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:24 pm
Was going to put this in Nothing in particular but seems a bit grim over there at the moment!
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#2128 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:23 pm
Hadn't been on XKCD recently, but there's usually a good one -
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#2129 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:27 pm
This one's funny too, I'll just put up the link -
https://xkcd.com/2526/
https://xkcd.com/2526/
#2130 Re: A little light humour
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 5:49 pm
Yep!
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