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andrew Ivimey wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 3:14 pm I got this one! Edison and Tesla!?
Of course, AC - Tesla = Amazing Cars. :lol:
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I've got two of those.
Philosophers have only interpreted the world - the point, however, is to change it. No it isn't ... maybe we should leave it alone for a while.
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Whilst mentioning Stephen Fry, this pithy and apposite item came to mind:


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I'm afraid the BBC have blocked this snippet. Ah, silly me - you can see that already.

Or maybe, that's the point!?
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andrew Ivimey wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 8:54 am I'm afraid the BBC have blocked this snippet. Ah, silly me - you can see that already.

Or maybe, that's the point!?
Pah! If only I could be that subtle & witty...I was using a VPN. Allegedly.

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Peace and freedom for ever! Hoorah.
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:lol:
 
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It used to be I lost things because my wife moved them. But now I can even forget I bought it.
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Paul Barker wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:42 am It used to be I lost things because my wife moved them.
Same here, but after she died I still lost things. :wink:

Thing is, I'm still having the same problem, and it is most frustrating.

The other day I was on Google trying to find information on a hi-fi related subject. I found an interesting post that explained things, then I realised it was ME who had posted it ! I'd completely forgotten I'd done it in the past. :?
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Yep, me too.
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